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Это может лишить сна...

Фото: rockfeeler

Ехали с другом по делам. При попытке выехать из двора наткнулись на непреодолимое препятствие. Проехали через другой выезд и заодно сделали фото на память. Единственное, что мы не сделали - не подошли и не спросили: КАК это у нее (водительницы) получилось? В результате бессонная ночь в размышлениях, так ни к чему и не приведших... Описание ситуации.
Джип стоит аккурат посередине тоннеля: до входа и до выхода из него равное расстояние метра в 4. От носа до стены - 15 см. От жопы до стены - 10. Вокруг консилиум водителей и сочувствующих.

Марка машины: Mitsubishi
Модель: Pajero
Цвет: красный

Взято отсюда.

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Аноним  29 марта 2011
Опа, ща как залогинюсь!?

фига се))).....
Блин,сам не усну))Пзд какой то)Как так то?!!)
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