// мусорные баки

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ПАРКУЮСЬ КАК ХОЧУ

ПАРКУЮСЬ КАК ХОЧУ
Двор на Комсомольской, сегодняшнее добренькое утро. К площадке для мусорных контейнеров подъехала мусорка. Водила мусорки вместе с дворником начинают пинать колёса припаркованной перед контейнерами машины. На громогласной срабатывание сигналки, хозяин машины в течение получаса реагирует дистанционно - вырубает, но не выходит. Жители двора невольно проснулись, настроение не самое дружелюбное. Кульминация! Водитель мусорки и дворник аккуратно по периметру обставляют авто ленивого тупореза мусорными контейнерами и мусорка уезжает. Жители двора не отходят от окон, ожидая, когда проснётся и соизволит выйти чудак, дворник тож тусуется поблизости, потому как интересна не месть сама по себе, а реакция на неё. Потягиваясь, входит из подъезда водила, видя лес контейнеров вокруг ласточки начинает махать руками на дворника, шевеля при этом губами. В гневе переворачивает контейнеры и идёт за подмогой. Приводит бабу и мужика, кряхтя они оттаскивают один из контейнеров, грузят свои тушки в авто и , не помыв руки, покидают место аттракциона! Жители, получив моральное удовлетворение, идут пить кофе. Дай бог водиле немного мозга, чтобы его следующая подобная парковка не имела более занятных последствий!
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Аноним  добавлено 9 мая 2011
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Месть дворника или паркуюсь как мудак!

Месть дворника или паркуюсь как мудак!
Подумайте прежде чем парковать машину: Не буду ли я мешать проезду других машин,работникам комунальных и экстренных служб,проходу пешеходов.
Аноним  добавлено 11 января 2011
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Не злите мусорщика!

Не злите мусорщика!
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Аноним  добавлено 1 июля 2010
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Комунальщики против водителей

Комунальщики против водителей
В одном дворе было так мало парковочных мест, что водители были вынуждены парковаться около мусорных баков. Работники коммунальных служб, в свою очередь, с трудом проезжали к мусорным бакам, а то и вовсе не могли к ним проехать. Сначала они боролись с ними с помощью надписей с просьбами, но когда это не помогло, они перешли к более кардинальным мерам.
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Аноним  добавлено 19 апреля 2010
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