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ул. Дмитриевская

ул. Дмитриевская
10 февраля 2010 13:05
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Аноним  добавлено 10 февраля 2010
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Ход трамваю перегородил автомобиль рыжеволосой водительницы

Ход трамваю перегородил автомобиль рыжеволосой водительницы
В Шевченковском районе города Киева произошло очередное недоразумение между рельсовым и нерельсовым транспортным средством. Автомобили-автомобили, буквально всё заполонили! И даже проехать трамвайчику негде.
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Wassup  добавлено 9 февраля 2010
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Парковка по-харьковски или как в Киеве паркуются блондинки

Парковка по-харьковски или как в Киеве паркуются блондинки
Весьма оригинальный способ парковки придумала представительница прекрасной половины человечества в Киеве, на ул. Дмитриевской. Видимо, следуя призыву рекламного ролика «…и пусть весь мир подождет» и отчетливо понимая, что красивым законы не писаны, девушка на белом Lexus харьковской регистрации решила, во что бы то ни стало, припарковаться. Однако найти лучшего места, чем трамвайные пути, расположенные в двух метрах от тротуара, не смогла. На удивление, разъяренные пассажиры трамвая с автомобилем ничего не сделали, однако когда хозяйка автомобиля вернулась, она сама чуть не пострадала физически, при том в буквальном смысле – некоторые пассажиры уже не особо смотрели на то, что это девушка. Однако больше всего удивил не сам факт парковки на трамвайных путях, а комментарий владелицы Lexus: «я не заметила!». Как можно ехать по трамвайным путям и не заметить их – остается загадкой. Видимо, в Харькове трамвайные пути остались, а вот трамваи по ним уже не ходят…
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Аноним  добавлено 13 ноября 2009
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