// юмор

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No parking!

No parking!
Как это ноу паркинг?
Комментариев: 3
Bomberman  добавлено 1 октября 2009
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Парковка в будущем

Парковка в будущем
Аноним  добавлено 1 октября 2009
+1

Нет парковки!

Нет парковки!
Аноним  добавлено 1 октября 2009
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Мужчины как места на парковке: хорошие уже заняты, а свободные все неудобные и слишком маленькие

Мужчины как места на парковке: хорошие уже заняты, а свободные все неудобные и слишком маленькие
Мужчины как: - как кофе: самые лучшие - горячие, крепкие и не дают тебе спать всю ночь; - как торговые агенты: нельзя верить ни одному их слову; - как компьютеры: их трудно понять и у них всегда проблемы с памятью; - как счета в банке: без денег на хрен не нужны; - как снегопады: не знаешь, когда они придут, сколько будет сантиметров и сколько они продержатся; - как гороскопы: всегда советуют тебе, что делать, но как правило ошибаются; - как мини-юбки: чуть зазеваешься, и они обнажат твои ноги; - как места парковки: хорошие уже заняты, а свободные все неудобные и слишком маленькие; - как лекарства: неприятно иметь с ними дело, но они необходимы; - как сперматозоиды: только один из миллиона оказывается полезным; - как микроволновки: разогреваются за 15 секунд; - как дельфины: говорят, что они умные, но никто еще этого не доказал; - как реклама: нужно подвергать сомнению то, что они говорят; - как миксеры: он тебе нужен, но точно не знаешь для чего; - как новорожденные: сначала они такие забавные, но потом ты замучаешься убирать за ними.
Аноним  добавлено 24 сентября 2009

улыбнись автолюбитель!

улыбнись автолюбитель!
Купила компания Мерседес завод АвтоВАЗ. Перенастроили производство, запускают конвеер... Бац! на выходе Жигули! Демонтируют оборудование, пригнали новое из Германии, установили, наладили, запускают. !!! снова Жигули! Увольняют нахер весь персонал завода, привозят работников из Германии, налаживают, проверяют, запускают. СЦУКО! На выходе вновь - Жигули! Около завода холм, на нём отдыхают гл. инженер и директор завода (оба с приставкой Экс). Смотрят на всё это. Инженер директору: - А я тебе говорил - место проклятое!!! А то всё "руки из жопы, руки из жопы"...
Комментариев: 1
Аноним  добавлено 17 июля 2009
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PHP_WARNING: date() [http://php.net/function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Helsinki' for 'EET/2.0/no DST' instead in /var/www/blonde.in.ua/data/www/blonde.in.ua/lib/smarty/plugins/modifier.nice_date.php on line 62

PHP_WARNING: date() [http://php.net/function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Helsinki' for 'EET/2.0/no DST' instead in /var/www/blonde.in.ua/data/www/blonde.in.ua/lib/smarty/plugins/modifier.nice_date.php on line 26

PHP_WARNING: date() [http://php.net/function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Helsinki' for 'EET/2.0/no DST' instead in /var/www/blonde.in.ua/data/www/blonde.in.ua/lib/smarty/plugins/modifier.nice_date.php on line 29

PHP_WARNING: date() [http://php.net/function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Helsinki' for 'EET/2.0/no DST' instead in /var/www/blonde.in.ua/data/www/blonde.in.ua/lib/smarty/plugins/modifier.nice_date.php on line 30

PHP_WARNING: getdate() [http://php.net/function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Helsinki' for 'EET/2.0/no DST' instead in /var/www/blonde.in.ua/data/www/blonde.in.ua/modules/date/classes/date.php on line 109

PHP_WARNING: getdate() [http://php.net/function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Helsinki' for 'EET/2.0/no DST' instead in /var/www/blonde.in.ua/data/www/blonde.in.ua/modules/date/classes/date.php on line 110

PHP_WARNING: date() [http://php.net/function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Helsinki' for 'EET/2.0/no DST' instead in /var/www/blonde.in.ua/data/www/blonde.in.ua/lib/smarty/plugins/modifier.nice_date.php on line 61

PHP_WARNING: date() [http://php.net/function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Helsinki' for 'EET/2.0/no DST' instead in /var/www/blonde.in.ua/data/www/blonde.in.ua/lib/smarty/plugins/modifier.nice_date.php on line 62

PHP_WARNING: date() [http://php.net/function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Helsinki' for 'EET/2.0/no DST' instead in /var/www/blonde.in.ua/data/www/blonde.in.ua/lib/smarty/plugins/modifier.nice_date.php on line 62

PHP_WARNING: date() [http://php.net/function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Helsinki' for 'EET/2.0/no DST' instead in /var/www/blonde.in.ua/data/www/blonde.in.ua/lib/smarty/plugins/modifier.nice_date.php on line 62